The Majestic - May 9, 2008

Restaurant - The Majestic
Website- http://www.themajestictheatres.com/default.shtml
Review:






Atmosphere:
Dinner Theateresque


A little disappointing as I was hoping for a bunch of hot guys to be there.


Service:
Really good. Once I ordered, I never had to ask to have my soda refilled and she never had to ask what I was drinking.

Nothing to complain about.



Food:
Very few places could mess up a crispy chicken salad. But I thought it was better than most.

Extremely mediocre. But I guess you really don't go for the food. I think Niki hit it on the nose when she said the paninis were egg mcmuffin-y.



APPROVED!:
The comedy.


Things that make me laugh.



Not approved:
The dumbass girls that sat in the front row trying to have conversations with the comedians. Christian Finnegan ignored them well.

Someone was very close to getting a punch in the face. Not only did I want to punch them for trying to talk to the comedians, I wanted to punch them for not getting the clue when they were ignored.

Intend to return?:
Hopefully for Dave Attell!


As soon as HUBAR! wins tickets to Dave Attell. Or Mike Birbiglia reschedules.

Delaware Cafe - May 9, 2008

Restaurant - Delaware Cafe
Website- http://www.delawarecafe.com/

Review:






Atmosphere:
Small, artsyish, brick


The kind of place that makes you feel cool just walking in there.



Service:
Sooooooooooooooo sloooooooooooooow. It wasn't that slow the first time I went there.


That is where you are wrong HUBAR! They are always that slow. And that is why they don't get 5 beets.



Food:
Delicious as always. And by always I mean the one other time I was there.



I was a little disappointed. Things just seemed a little off. I just hope they were having a bad day.


APPROVED!:
Potato Cakes! Though they have changed the size I prefer the new potato to cheese ratio.


Friday lunch at Delaware is always approved.



Not approved:
Could it have been any louder in that place?


Potato Cakes! Though they have changed the size I did not prefer the new potato to pepper ratio.


Intend to return?:
When Lontee makes me.


When I get the hankerin' for potato cakes

Lesly and Danielle's House - April 26, 2008

Restaurant - Lesly and Danielle's House

Review:
x 1000


I don't know if there are enough beets in the world.


Atmosphere:
house like


Homey



Service:
I don't think there was service & it was buffet style.


I had to serve myself, clear my own plates and box my own leftovers. Also, I had to rummage for silverware.


Food:
It just tastes so good when it hits the lips.


Delicious, per usual. Half the time I never know what I'm eating, but it's always delicious.


APPROVED!:
3 different kinds of fried sausage. And foods I have never even heard of before were delicious. Also Dave's desserts.

Chicken, Sausage, Rice, Plantains, Sugar Cookies, etc. etc. etc.



Not approved:
Nothing. Nothing at all.


Why does Dave keep making deserts I don't like?!!?


Intend to return?:
God I hope I'm invited back!


NO! Just kidding. It's what I live for.